Don at Nitecrawler gets TWO links for this one.
I'm here today my friends to expose a great evil perpetrated on our great nation. I'm talking about the evil of heterosexuality. Heterosexuals have quietly and insidiously taken control of nearly every aspect of our culture.
Consider the institution of marriage, which is completely controlled by heterosexuals for the sole purpose of advancing their perverted agenda and passing it on to their innocent and vulnerable children in order to expose countless future generations. Here are a few simple facts about heterosexual marriage which they would rather you not know about:
Most sexual abuse of children happens in heterosexual families, with a parent being the most common perpetrator. In fact, according to the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, it is estimated hundreds of thousands of children are physically abused each year by a parent or close relative.
And, according to one set of statistics, of the nearly 3 million reported referrals of child abuse to state or local agencies in 1998, three quarters of the perpetrators were parents.
In short, heterosexual marriage is bad for children!