After Reagan declare ketchup fulfilled the school lunch requirement for vegetables, Bush follows up with this:
HEALTH –ADMINISTRATION CALLS FRENCH FRIES 'FRESH VEGGIES': While the White House urged Americans to eat more fresh vegetables as part of a more healthy diet, it seems his administration has a strange definition of what a healthy diet might include. According to the Florida Sun-Sentinel, the Department of Agriculture now classifies "frozen French fries as 'fresh vegetables.'" The administration "quietly changed the regulations last year at the behest of the French fry industry."
Totally as a side issue, this comes from A brief history of ketchup.
So, what's in a name? Variations such as catsup, catchup, katsup, and others abounded alongside 'ketchup'. However, when the Reagan administration briefly decided to count ketchup as a vegetable in 1981, Del Monte Catsup found itself out of the loop due to their spelling-they permanently changed to 'ketchup', but by then public outcry had forced a reversal of administration policy. Ever since, though, you'll be hard-pressed to find a bottle from any manufacturer labeled anything other than 'ketchup'.Although it frequently graces such foods as fries and greasy burgers, ketchup itself has a moderate health benefit, as it contains lycopene, an antioxidant associated with decreased cancer risk. (Unlikely that it's enough to cancel out the negative effects of the fries, though.) [P6: emphasis added.]
I'd have just linked, but the damn site has a pop-under and I won't subject anyone to that sort of thing. Anyway, it indicates a long-standing tradition of Republican absurdity.