I was going to bitch a bit, but if you're stupid enough to be opening random email attachments:
Gates Says Microsoft Cutting Virus Combat Time
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp is cutting the time it takes to blitz viruses but needs personal computer users to turn on their auto-updating features to help it combat potentially dangerous attacks, Bill Gates said on Monday.
I'll tell you the truth, I love my Microsoft software (ESPECIALLY One Note; I'm tempted to write ad copy). But I need to be the only one that runs it.