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Iraq Liberated from Oppressive Statue Regime
Iraqi expatriate Abbas Al-Emeri wept as he watched from his living room in Los Angeles as another statue in Kirkuk fell today.
"That statue killed my brother, and three uncles. Praise Allah and praise Bush for liberating my family from the statue."
Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf released a statement claiming that the statue regime was still in power and "driving the infidel invaders from our beloved Iraq."
"Do not believe the Americans' lies," the Minister said. "Our statues, murals, and icons are protecting the people even as we speak. By the will of Allah, they will be triumphant over the crusaders. We will finish them soon."
CentCom released a statement that the details of a second sub-operation, Operation Office-furniture Freedom, will be discussed later today.
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