Man, ain't nobody happy with Dick today.
By Derrick Z. Jackson, 9/17/2003
DICK CHENEY has lived off his press clippings far too long. In 2000, Cheney was the stealth vice presidential candidate whose image obliterated his radical associations with the far right and oil. Next to presidential candidate George W. Bush, who had little foreign experience. Cheney, a former defense secretary, White House chief of staff, and congressman, was described by both Republicans and Democrats as adding "gravitas," "weight," "heft," and "integrity" to the ticket.
His balding dome, round body, and soft voice led many to describe him as "grandfatherly." He was described by political analysts and journalists as a safe and even boring addition to the ticket who would "do no harm" to Bush's bid for the White House.
Three years later, the stealth grandfather is the hired gun. His harm to America's integrity is now incalculable.
I've felt for a long time that Cheney has a void where his soul should be.
I checked. His soul went for £2075, and he bought more stock in Halliburton with it.