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October 05, 2003

 

I should have gone to bed

I created a new category for this one. I refuse to post it under News.

Maybe I should have called the category "The Psychic Friends Network"…


via Calpundit comes Keith Berry's FLASH FORWARD TO ELECTION NIGHT-HARDBALL STYLE

MATTHEWS: OK, but Sunday Arnold inexplicably robbed a 7-11 convenience store at gun point, and the numbers took a hit, right Howard?

FINEMAN: No doubt about it. Through two news cycles, Arnold�s numbers were in free-fall. With the voters seeing that video of Arnold hitting the store clerk with the butt of his gun, he was in real trouble.

MATTHEWS: As political strategy, did the convenience store robbery work? Peggy Noonan…

NOONAN: Short term no, long term, almost assuredly yes. I think what it showed was, hey, Arnold is a ballsy guy. I mean, can anyone at this table honestly envision Gray Davis robbing a 7-11?

(LAUGHTER)

Read the rest. I thought Andrew Northrup maxed out political satire for the month with brainses feel all swirly and bad. But then he did post that last month.

Not even Arnold being elected can top this Keith Berry's work. The only satire that could would be Bush being elected.

Posted by P6 at October 5, 2003 01:50 AM | Trackback URL: http://www.prometheus6.org/mt/mt-tb.cgi/1848
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