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Prometheus 6   

Do not make the mistake of thinking that because my conclusion is the same as another person's that my reasoning is the same

October 29, 2003

 

Indeed

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees are a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, reading

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping. Love you!"

He goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you yelled, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm a married man'!"

Posted by P6 at October 29, 2003 10:39 AM | Trackback URL: http://www.prometheus6.org/mt/mt-tb.cgi/2147
Comments

LOL


Posted by at October 29, 2003 12:48 PM 

Heh.


Posted by at October 30, 2003 02:51 AM 

Ok...if this was on somebody elses blog, I'd be laughing, but because it's here, I'm sure I'm missing the some powerfully profound political message.

Just kidding.


Posted by at October 30, 2003 08:48 AM 

You're missing it because you're looking for it to be profound instead of subtle. It is powerful, though.


Posted by at October 30, 2003 09:16 AM 

I said I was kidding. I got it maaaaaaaaaan!!


Posted by at October 30, 2003 01:01 PM 

You get it?

So...should you be laughing, or not? (lol)


Posted by at October 30, 2003 01:14 PM 
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