I decided to get a little random this morning and stumbled into The Assimilated Negro. And this ain't the post that brought me to his site, but it's the one that made me laugh and nod knowingly.

The Benefits Of Converting From A Negro To An Assimilated Negro

All the Negroes in the house say, “Yeah!”

All the Negroes in the house say, “hell yeah!!”

Word up.

In this episode we’re going to go over the primary reasons why any Negro should want to convert to being an Assimilated Negro