The real reason for Blackout

The real reason for Blackout 2003

Canadian authorities have apprehended four executives of the Fox News Network and charged them with peeing in the turbines of several generators belonging to the Niagra Power Authority, thereby causing the most extensive blackout in North American history. The blackout affected more than 45 million Americans and Canadians.

Witnesses to the arrests state the Fox News executives were laughing hysterically and crying in turns. One kept shouting "That damned Franken!" and "Those damned bloggers!" We are trying to determine just what the hell he meant by that.

Film at 11.

posted by Prometheus 6 at 8/16/2003 01:07:15 AM |

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