Today's thoughts

1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won?t bother you for weeks.

2. Some people are like Slinkies…not really good for anything, but you still can?t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

11.In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

…along with a Douglas Adams classic that was sufficient reason for me to read the Hitchhiker series.