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Prometheus 6

All respect and no restraint

Brought to you by the P.T. Barnum Marketing and Manufacturing Corporation

The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

PROTECTION
With this unit you don't have to run to a "Safe Room", you're already in it.

ENTERTAINMENT
The Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:
- CD player,
- DVD Screen with PC hookup,
- Microwave and Refrigerator

COMMUNICATIONS
The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios


Whoever buys this 2000 pound monstrosity deserves to go insane waiting for the all clear signal. They say there's a rebreather unit that will keep you supplied in oxygen for three days, a heater, an air conditioner...but no bathroom that I can see (which will cut down the length of time that rebreather is useful).

Bio-chemical?

Protection from bio-chemical terrorist attack?

Shoot. I already spent all my money on duct tape and plastic.

Somewhere on the site it

Somewhere on the site it calls this beast an advance in homeland security.

Can a person be smart enough to earn enough to afford this, yet stupid enough to buy it? 

Short-wave!

And a short-wave radio option! Wow!

"Mayday! All ships at sea!! I am trapped, I repeat, trapped in my Quantum Sleeper, over!"

this is an opportunistic play

this is an opportunistic play on the old "hide under your desk" defense against attack... in this case you buy a coffin made for two and bury yourself, apparently. 

gotta love the pic of the couple embracing, though... they look like a bundle of fun!

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