Fire the reporters, hire the commedians
Via Reuters, this from NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":
"Yesterday, President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of Mr. President. Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him 'George' again."
Also, while we're at it: "Yesterday, Vice President Cheney threw out the first pitch at the Cincinnati Reds opening game. President Bush, he threw out the first pitch at the Cardinals game. It's nice to see they've got time for that kind of stuff now that everything in Iraq is under control."
And from CBS's "The Late Show with David Letterman":
"President Bush says he is looking forward to the testimony from Condoleezza Rice before Congress. Well it makes perfect sense you know, he wants to know what was going on too."
