Prometheus 6

If you

1. save these lines
   <?php
$fortuneFilename = 'fortunecookie.txt';
$wisecracks = file($fortuneFilename);
$wisecrackCount = count($wisecracks);
echo $wisecracks[rand(0, $wisecrackCount - 1)]
?>
   in a file named fortunecookie.php,
2. save a list of wisecracks, one per line, in a file named fortunecookie.txt
3. FTP both files to your site
4. add
   <?php include '[path]/fortunecookie.php'; ?>
   somewhere in your template (I put it in <DIV class="description">)

You'll have the random quote thingie I just added to the page banner. It might stay, I dunno yet.