Norbizness is simply not well
As soon as I give enough of a shit to make audio entries, you will receive confirmation that I am indeed the whitest sounding sumbitch on the planet. Although I'm from Southeast Texas, I have the most perfectly blanched out, nasal, suburban voice imaginable.
This facility of mine comes in X-tra handy for one of my favorite party games: The Rap Lyrics Translator. Someone hands me a famous line from a song, and I try to extemporaneously convert it into middle-management speak. All of the below lyrics are relatively old school (1985-1995); the first should be obvious, but can get you started.
The obvious one is "I am an aficionado of exceptionally large female posteriors; on this subject, I am neither able to prevaricate nor make pretense."
Posted by Prometheus 6 on April 27, 2004 - 1:14pm :: Seen online
