You know what?
I was going to bitch a bit, but if you're stupid enough to be opening random email attachments:
Gates Says Microsoft Cutting Virus Combat Time
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp is cutting the time it takes to blitz viruses but needs personal computer users to turn on their auto-updating features to help it combat potentially dangerous attacks, Bill Gates said on Monday.
…you're probably stupid enough to let some corporation have full access to your personal machine and not smart enough to understand why you shouldn't, so why waste my time?
I'll tell you the truth, I love my Microsoft software (ESPECIALLY One Note; I'm tempted to write ad copy). But I need to be the only one that runs it.