Who Are You Going To Believe—Me, Or That Encyclopedia Britannica Almanac 2005

I'm not saying I know everything, but there are a lot of things I do know. To have you, someone I consider a friend, doubt my word isn't just insulting, it's hurtful. So let me ask you again: When it comes to the natural resources, topography, and percentage of arable land in several West African countries, who are you gonna believe me, or that Encyclopedia Britannica Almanac 2005 with accompanying CD-ROM?

Goddamn it, Kelly! Would I second-guess you if the topic were women's shoes? It is the same.