But why would you?

by Prometheus 6
April 17, 2005 - 9:01am.
on Seen online

Man Saves Chicken With Mouth-to-Beak
Saturday, April 16, 2005
(04-16) 19:27 PDT Collbran, Colo. (AP) --


First there was Mike the Headless Chicken, a rooster that survived for 18 months after having its head lopped off with an ax. Now, western Colorado has a new chicken survival story, this one involving a man who claims he saved his fowl by giving it mouth-to-beak resuscitation.

Uegene Safken says one of the chickens in his young flock had gotten into a tub of water in the yard last week and appeared to have died.

Safken said he first swung the chicken by the feet to revive it. When that failed, he continued swinging and blowing into its beak.

"Then one eye opened. I thought it was an involuntary response," Safken said. The chicken's beak opened a little wider, and Safken started yelling at it: "You're too young to die!

"Every time I'd yell at him, he'd chirp," Safken said.

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Submitted by patriotboy (not verified) on April 17, 2005 - 7:57pm.

I've done that and saved both chickens and lambs that way. It's a farm kid thing.

Submitted by allaboutgeorge on April 18, 2005 - 1:33am.

Dude's just beggin' for some of that avian flu.

Submitted by Prometheus 6 on April 18, 2005 - 1:46pm.

I'm just bugging' about giving mouth-to-mouth to a chicken.

Maybe Mr. Santorum is right to be concerned about beastiality among his supporters, I don't know...

Submitted by Prometheus 6 on April 19, 2005 - 8:33pm.

Patriotboy:

Okay, I grant I'ma city boy. If your living depends on the animal it might make sense. It SERIOUSLY never occurred to my provincial ass, though.

Submitted by congogirl on April 20, 2005 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Prometheus 6 on April 20, 2005 - 3:03pm.

Nonononooo....

I refuse to click that link.

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