Prometheus 6

Look what I saw in my RSS feed last night.

Dirty Jobs

There is a television show on Discovery called "Dirty Jobs." Right now, the host is helping people who suck semen out of gobblers to inseminate the hens. They have to do this because they breed the turkeys to produce big breasts. As such, they are physically incapable of mating.

That's right, they are bread for big breasts making it impossible for the turkeys to breed naturally. And, there are men who suck semen from the gobblers.

Not that I want the job but how do you get such a job? What does the want-ad read like?

I suspect there are people whose family never, ever know their father's job is to suck turkey dick. I'm willing to bet that finding out your spouse sucks turkey dick would be considered valid grounds for divorce.