I get the whole Stargate SG-1 series on DVD and what does the Sci Fi Channel do?

TO: Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff
Dr. Elizabeth Weir, Stargate Command
General George Hammond, USAF

On behalf of the people of the United States, I congratulate you and the Stargate SG-1 team for discovering the hidden Antarctic base of the Ancients, the creators of the Stargates. We now possess the knowledge to travel farther through the cosmos than ever before.

Dr. Weir is assembling an elite team to explore — for the first time — outside our own galaxy. The Stargate Command group currently in Antarctica is already discovering unique new technologies that will aid us as we strike out to the Pegasus Galaxy and beyond.

Yet we must remember this: With all these boundless possibilities will come new threats. Is the balance of risk worth it? I wholeheartedly say yes. And if I may add, I envy those about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

July 15th is the series premiere. Will I watch this? Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope sh…wait, that's not right…