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From his first days at the State Department, Mr. Zoellick has chafed at his subordinate position, frequently remarking that he was finding the adjustment difficult after running his own office
Rice's Deputy Intends to Resign, Aides Say
By JOEL BRINKLEY
WASHINGTON, May 24 — Robert B. Zoellick intends to resign as deputy secretary of state, the department's second in command, after barely 15 months in the job, aides and associates said Wednesday.
From his first days at the State Department, Mr. Zoellick has chafed at his subordinate position, frequently remarking that he was finding the adjustment difficult after running his own office during four years as United States trade representative, which is a cabinet position.
In addition, friends said, Mr. Zoellick had at times felt marginalized at the State Department, where his subordinates, including R. Nicholas Burns, an under secretary of state, manage most of the major issues, including matters related to Iran, Iraq, the rest of the Middle East and North Korea.
Mr. Burns would be the logical front-runner to take Mr. Zoellick's job, but State Department aides said Robert M. Kimmitt, the deputy Treasury secretary, was also under consideration. Still, a senior State Department official said there had been no serious discussions about finding a replacement for Mr. Zoellick because he had not officially resigned.
Mr. Zoellick declined to comment. Those close to him would speak only anonymously because no announcement had been made about his future.
The Top Ten Reasons Why It’s Tough Being Rice’s Bitch
10. She always sharpens the heels of her Ferragamos before walking over the backs of subordinates and underlings.
9. She’s replaced her cat-o-nine tails with a Sjambok.
8. Ass kissing is de rigueur, except on Fridays when it’s “big toe” day.
7. It’s damn hard keeping all the lies straight.
6. Your duties include daily runs to the commissary to get batteries for her vibrators.
5. She keeps threatening to introduce you to her “friend” Steely Dan.
4. Bush and Cheney think you’re trying to turn their ménage à trois into a quartet.
3. Every day is Secretary’s Day at the State Department.
2. She makes you wear that special maid’s outfit to take dictation.
1. She refuses to let you wear knee pads when she sends you on “diplomatic missions” beneath her desk.