You can take a little solace from the fact that this happened in Russia, not here

Submitted by Prometheus 6 on June 11, 2006 - 11:45am.
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via The Register, whose headline was quite appropriate .

Lion Kills Man in Kiev
Combined Report

KIEV — A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in the Kiev Zoo after he crept into an enclosure, a zoo official said Monday.

“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists,’ lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.

“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”

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Submitted by Ourstorian on June 11, 2006 - 12:34pm.

His "god" apparently was no match for Sekhmet.

 

Submitted by Temple3 on June 14, 2006 - 7:36am.

Cool!!!
Submitted by Temple3 on June 14, 2006 - 7:37am.

"Straw Man mauled by eminently rational lion. Dinner at 11."